"The Happiest Home in These Hills" is a song in "Pete's Dragon" and it was sung by Lena Gogan . 
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Lena Gogan: (singing)

He's gone that-a-way He's went this-a-way He's up a tree I think Oh Petey, oh Petey Where are you? Please come back Oh Petey, oh Petey You're like a son to us We miss you; we miss you If I get near him you can bet I won't miss him with this I'll cook you cake and gingerbread Bring you tea in bed on a tray We'll slave while you go fishing You'll get permission to run and play These tears oughta show you I care Come back, by cracky we'll share The happiest home in these hills, in these hills

Gonna snag him, gag him, drag him through town Put his head in the river, let the pup drown Trap him, strap him, wrap him in a sack, yeah Tie him screaming to a railroad track

We'll have you sing in chapel You'll be the apple of momma's eye I'll tend to all your sewing and do your mowing So just rely on me Dang, we know you're out there It's late, we're waiting to share The happiest home in these hills, in these hills

Gonna paw him, claw him, saw him in half When he cries out for mercy we'll just laugh Beat him, heat him, eat him for dessert, yeah Roast him gently so the flames won't hurt

You'll swim and you'll go camping You'll be a champ in your own backyard Our love is overflowing, it keeps on growing You'll sleep good knowing you're home in these hills

We're gonna string him from a tree In these hills We're gonna sting him like a bee In these hills We're gonna spill him on his head In these hills We're gonna fill him full of lead In these hills

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