|You Poor Unfortunate Soul, this "Statler and Waldorf,"|
has been found to need Ursula’s Touch.
It MUST be rewritten, see the light, and make a switch!!
So says Ursula:
the true queen of Atlantica.
Statler and Waldorf are two bitter old men from the Muppet franchise. In the original 1976 Muppet Show, they sat on a balcony in the theater and watched the show put on by the other muppets, which they hate despite attending every episode, and make humorous and derisive comments in-between sketches throughout the series.
|"Listen well, all of you!", "Statler and Waldorf,"|
is nothing more than an insignificant stub.
It is in desperate need of more content.
So says Maleficent:
the Mistress of All Evil.