Pete: [singing] I was born to cheat and lie
I'm a mean rotten guy.
When you ask why I'm nasty, here's my reason why.
At that stork delivery,
mommy screamed, "Whoa is me!
Such a dork!
Hey, Mr. Stork, behold my misery.
Pete is ghastly Pete's a blob Pete's a nasty naughty slob."
Can it, sister, I'm the mister who will get the job.
So I'm nasty I'm no good I'll be King knock on wood
I'll impress ya though I'm just a common lonely hood. Ha!
If you can't be loved be feared and if you shout you'll get sheared
Be the king pull the string or else you might get speared.
I"m so happy I can dance see my chance high advanced
COME AND CHEER ME LOVE AND FEAR ME PETEY'S KING OF FRANCE
COME AND CHEER ME LOVE AND FEAR ME PETEY'S KING OF FRAAAAAAAAAAANCE